he's so helpful

[taakotuesdays]

So you want to be a farmer? Here's the deal. Farming's stupid easy. First thing you gotta do, is you gotta--

[ streeeetch ] You gotta get yourself all nice and limber for the farming. [ crossing one arm over a shoulder, streeetch, doing the opposite. ] The farming that we were all interrupted in the multiverse to do. Specifically, coming here for farming, when my best friends are back home and this is supposed to be a place that reunites best friends or whatever.

Thanks, Marge, you're one of a kind.

Anyway, you take some seeds. [ Throws them over his shoulder. ] -- oop.

[ He turns and blasts the seeds to grow into an impressive beanstalk, sprouting weird vegetables that only wizardry would make. ]

And that's my TED talk on farming where is the bus to the Moon.

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[4leafhair]

[She applauds with gusto, having stretched with him.] You're better than the radio man! Can Yotsuba farm like that too? Why do you need to go to the moon?

[odont]

If you find said bus, please, share.

[righteyed]

That's not--


You didn't raise those seeds!!! This is an abomination and an insult to farming! Where is the work? The love? The patience and attention?

[Baby grandpa here is a farming connoisseur okay. This insults his art!!]

[coldandyearning]

I don't think you'll be able to leave that easily.

[hornedskull]

[ fordola wants to punch the beanstalk

but she resists

for now ]

The moon. She instead says. I doubt you're talkin' about the reborn embodiment of it, who I wish would come by as well. [ huff huff, her horns have begun to sprout again. ]

[collegedebt]

[Tim appreciates all of this but,--]

You're from the moon too? I mean, I'm not from the moon, and there's like... probably tons of moons, I guess that's a pretty stupid question but.

[Er, shit. What the hell is he rambling about now?]

I mean, Elpis right? Great er, lesson by the way.

[inthemiddle]

W, well, I was only here to offer my services as a doctor, but the show was certainly... impressive! [Silas has just been going around seeing if anybody might be in need to treatment. The display of magic is grand by his standards, not something the Druids would ever do, too flashy. Silas can't help but be fascinated.]

[alloutoflove]

You don't want to go to the moon. Space is where the NEETS go.

[ She'd stopped at first at the dramatic speech and the gesturing -- never let it be said she's not an appreciative audience for spectacle! -- but that last comment has Chisa pausing. Technically she shouldn't know that; none of her friends do, she's pretty sure.

At the same time... well, sometimes, you just have to say it. ]