he's so helpful

[taakotuesdays]

So you want to be a farmer? Here's the deal. Farming's stupid easy. First thing you gotta do, is you gotta--

[ streeeetch ] You gotta get yourself all nice and limber for the farming. [ crossing one arm over a shoulder, streeetch, doing the opposite. ] The farming that we were all interrupted in the multiverse to do. Specifically, coming here for farming, when my best friends are back home and this is supposed to be a place that reunites best friends or whatever.

Thanks, Marge, you're one of a kind.

Anyway, you take some seeds. [ Throws them over his shoulder. ] -- oop.

[ He turns and blasts the seeds to grow into an impressive beanstalk, sprouting weird vegetables that only wizardry would make. ]

And that's my TED talk on farming where is the bus to the Moon.

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[taakotuesdays]

Afraid that's the way Taako does it, kid. But anyone can learn to become a wizard, you just gotta study and do some good magics.

[ He points his umbrella at a nearby tree. ] See this tree? I want less of it.

[ POW. The tree has been vaporized! ]

You're about the right age to get your letter to wizard school or something. You... uh, eleven?

[4leafhair]

Yotsuba was this many! [She holds up five fingers.] But then had a lot of birthdays all at once! So... ten?

[She holds up her other hand. It's Pokemon world bullshit. The giant cicada on her back is not a backpack, she's just clinging to one. And she proves it by stirring awake and peering over Yotsuba's shoulder.]

[taakotuesdays]

Oh shit, did anyone celebrate all those birthdays? -- fuck, I said shit. [ Covers his mouth with the tips of his fingers. ] See, this is why Magnus and Merle need to be here? Because sometimes I have to stop.

Anyway, ignore all of that. Here's some confetti for all your weirdly skipped birthdays.

[ His umbrella fuels a jet-stream of confetti, coming down in streamers and glitter over them. It's okay, he rocks it with his barbie-pink sequin-lined "FROM TV" jacket on right now. ]