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Taako Taaco ([personal profile] taakotuesdays) wrote in [community profile] starhuevalley2018-06-22 01:16 pm

he's so helpful

So you want to be a farmer? Here's the deal. Farming's stupid easy. First thing you gotta do, is you gotta--

[ streeeetch ] You gotta get yourself all nice and limber for the farming. [ crossing one arm over a shoulder, streeetch, doing the opposite. ] The farming that we were all interrupted in the multiverse to do. Specifically, coming here for farming, when my best friends are back home and this is supposed to be a place that reunites best friends or whatever.

Thanks, Marge, you're one of a kind.

Anyway, you take some seeds. [ Throws them over his shoulder. ] -- oop.

[ He turns and blasts the seeds to grow into an impressive beanstalk, sprouting weird vegetables that only wizardry would make. ]

And that's my TED talk on farming where is the bus to the Moon.
hornedskull: (6)

[personal profile] hornedskull 2018-06-25 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Magnus? Sounds like a good guy, then. 'Course, me an' Rhalgr - well, she's called Yda but the spirit of Rhalgr chose her as a new host - are still enemies. You know how it is - she's for freeing her people, I'm for them being freed by just listening to the Garlean Empire--

--You have a pocket spa. [ She then says, the words catching up to her. ]