he's so helpful

[taakotuesdays]

So you want to be a farmer? Here's the deal. Farming's stupid easy. First thing you gotta do, is you gotta--

[ streeeetch ] You gotta get yourself all nice and limber for the farming. [ crossing one arm over a shoulder, streeetch, doing the opposite. ] The farming that we were all interrupted in the multiverse to do. Specifically, coming here for farming, when my best friends are back home and this is supposed to be a place that reunites best friends or whatever.

Thanks, Marge, you're one of a kind.

Anyway, you take some seeds. [ Throws them over his shoulder. ] -- oop.

[ He turns and blasts the seeds to grow into an impressive beanstalk, sprouting weird vegetables that only wizardry would make. ]

And that's my TED talk on farming where is the bus to the Moon.

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[inthemiddle]

His whole arm--? Cannot say I envy that, losing my ears was distressful enough... I feel I got a rather easy growth. My compatriot Irving was the bravest Druid I knew in that, he put the seed into his eyes. The result was not... what I would call pleasant. [Silas ears are rather cute in the end, Irving's eyes were.... very frightening. Even after years and knowing better, they still unnerved even Silas.]

[taakotuesdays]

Your compatriot is effed up. I wouldn't jam anything in my eyes if someone paid me, unless it was a beautiful contact lens with a lot of +1s to casting or something. And even then, I'd still expect to be paid.

[ Not really, but Taako... is Taako. ]

[inthemiddle]

Ah, well, he had been blind since birth. It was worth a shot, as there was tale of at least one druid prior being granted great sight of past and future when he was Seeded. Irving was... granted no such powers, but I don't fault him for taking the chance.