taakotuesdays: all by <user name=glowbat web site=tumblr.com> (PRETEND HE'S BLUE)
Taako Taaco ([personal profile] taakotuesdays) wrote in [community profile] starhuevalley2018-06-22 01:16 pm

he's so helpful

So you want to be a farmer? Here's the deal. Farming's stupid easy. First thing you gotta do, is you gotta--

[ streeeetch ] You gotta get yourself all nice and limber for the farming. [ crossing one arm over a shoulder, streeetch, doing the opposite. ] The farming that we were all interrupted in the multiverse to do. Specifically, coming here for farming, when my best friends are back home and this is supposed to be a place that reunites best friends or whatever.

Thanks, Marge, you're one of a kind.

Anyway, you take some seeds. [ Throws them over his shoulder. ] -- oop.

[ He turns and blasts the seeds to grow into an impressive beanstalk, sprouting weird vegetables that only wizardry would make. ]

And that's my TED talk on farming where is the bus to the Moon.
alloutoflove: (109)

[personal profile] alloutoflove 2018-06-24 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah. Just like a rich man. Chisa clears her throat and nods a little, nodding seriously. She's trying to keep her expression mostly neutral, though her lips twitch faintly. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Doooooon't-- ]

Ahh, I see, I see. Relying on your talents above all else! I know a little about that.