he's so helpful

[taakotuesdays]

So you want to be a farmer? Here's the deal. Farming's stupid easy. First thing you gotta do, is you gotta--

[ streeeetch ] You gotta get yourself all nice and limber for the farming. [ crossing one arm over a shoulder, streeetch, doing the opposite. ] The farming that we were all interrupted in the multiverse to do. Specifically, coming here for farming, when my best friends are back home and this is supposed to be a place that reunites best friends or whatever.

Thanks, Marge, you're one of a kind.

Anyway, you take some seeds. [ Throws them over his shoulder. ] -- oop.

[ He turns and blasts the seeds to grow into an impressive beanstalk, sprouting weird vegetables that only wizardry would make. ]

And that's my TED talk on farming where is the bus to the Moon.

Comments

[coldandyearning]

I don't think you'll be able to leave that easily.

[taakotuesdays]

What-- but it was advertised that we could go home any time we wanted, right?

[ Taako is trying to remember... Taako was drunk as hell on the night of the Stardrop Celebration. Several people may know of his 'AS SEEN ON TV' tattoo. Oh no. ]

... damn, it was only at the end of summer, huh.

[coldandyearning]

['???????????'

She's just. Not gonna comment on that summer part.]

Yeah, but there doesn't seem to be any set timetables as far as I'm concerned, so it seems like their service must be absolutely shoddy.

[taakotuesdays]

Look, you don't pull people from their lives only to have shoddy service getting back. That's like opening a theme park without the funnel cake maker.