001 - audio - spider in the roses

[biotictouch]

[ You heard it here first, folks. If you're listening, there's a rather angry sounding banshee woman who's had about enough of this place, and would've liked to go home hours ago. But here she is, with a bit of a sniffle behind her thick accent. ]

Well, this is just grand. If there's anyone in this wretched place that'd like to talk about bartering some lab equipment, I'd be in your service.

And, I'd also offer services to someone who can get this hay out of my backyard. It simply cannot stay, no matter what.

[ There's a sneeze somewhere in the background. ]

Services rendered depends on what you'd need. I specialize in medicine, but it's not likely what you're thinking.

Good day.

[ Another sneeze. There's probably a red faced, living in a tissue Moira behind that audio somewhere. God someone please come get rid of it for her. She can't go near it. Some things genetic editing can't seem to fix. ]

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[angelology]

[ ... a Talon operative. Oh boy. Not only that, it was Moira-- once colleagues, now healers on different sides of the war. There were fond memories, once there. Now, in this strange universe, away from her work, all Mercy can think of are the bitter ones.

The day Moira turned cloak. Nonetheless, she puts on a passive aggressive smile. ]

Do you need a doctor, Miss O'deorain?

[sheepdad]

[ Instead of a message, that damn giant roaming sheep has come to visit the new farm - as he does every one, to inspect it.

But they do hear the broadcast being made - and give a grunt, breaking his silence - quite loudly. ] I may burn it, but it is worth bartering with others.

[audio... or we could action it up!]

[deadouttalock]

Yeah sounds like the only one who needs medicine right now is you, 'mam.

[He sounds so sympathetic.]

[crosseyed]

[[ unfortunately for moira, nia doesn't know anything about lab equipment, and she's not the best at clearing large amounts of hay from anywhere.

however, she does know a congested voice when she hears one! ]]

You sound very not well, Miss! [[ so observational. ]] Are you ill? If you specialize in medicine, shouldn't you take some for whatever is ailing you?

[[ in nia's defense, i'm not sure she even knows what allergies are, much less that hay can cause them. ]]

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[h41ku]

I can clear it out / pretty easily if you / wanna pay me good.

[The voice sounds automated, but he's pretty passionate about it.]

But I don't want hay / in return for anything / something way better.