001 - audio - spider in the roses

[biotictouch]

[ You heard it here first, folks. If you're listening, there's a rather angry sounding banshee woman who's had about enough of this place, and would've liked to go home hours ago. But here she is, with a bit of a sniffle behind her thick accent. ]

Well, this is just grand. If there's anyone in this wretched place that'd like to talk about bartering some lab equipment, I'd be in your service.

And, I'd also offer services to someone who can get this hay out of my backyard. It simply cannot stay, no matter what.

[ There's a sneeze somewhere in the background. ]

Services rendered depends on what you'd need. I specialize in medicine, but it's not likely what you're thinking.

Good day.

[ Another sneeze. There's probably a red faced, living in a tissue Moira behind that audio somewhere. God someone please come get rid of it for her. She can't go near it. Some things genetic editing can't seem to fix. ]

Comments

[h41ku]

It is quite simple; / to test my ability. / Usually my strength.

[He's a robot, he already knows what his programming can process and work out. His physical abilities are what challenge him.]

[biotictouch]

Ah, I see. Well, I won't say that I can provide that entirely, but should I come upon anyone myself looking for a similar...hobby, or should I come to you directly when I'm...better equipped to do so.

[ She nods, carefully considering her last words, based on his appearance alone. ]

[h41ku]

That sounds fine, OK. / Remember, you owe me one. / Just keep your eye out.

[Zer0 isn't ready for small talk, not with someone he barely knows, so he considers their business transaction is over.]

K Bye.