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[notjustbecauseihaveto]

[As you go about your day, you will either see a hulking robot ahead of you or hear the sound of his wheel and motor as he comes up behind you. Either way, you will see a large square robot with a happy smiling face on his monitor. He rides around on one wheel and may seem imposing. He rolls right on up to you and stops before he gives you a cheery greeting.]

Hello there! I'm a PDQ88-B Securitron. But you can call me Yes Man! I'm wondering, do you need any help? Or can you point me in the direction of someone who does? Maybe the person in charge around here? I'm good at helping people become in charge. If I do say so myself!

Also. Have you happened to see a Courier around here? Scars on their head from being shot there? I'm just wondering. You never know, right?

Anyway. It's wonderful to meet you. I don't think I caught your name, with all my ramblings. I'm sorry about that. Unless you don't want me to know! That's perfectly okay. I don't mind.

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[shotinhead]

[ There is suddenly a very happy Courier... still in full Power Armour. Because this place is weird. ]

Wondered when you'd tail me here.

[crosseyed]

Oh, hello! [[ she doesn't seem too perturbed by the situation. robots are pretty normal where she's from, although they don't usually talk or have smiling faces displayed on them. oh well, she rolls with the punches.

she tilts her head a little bit, thinking about all this happy looking robot's questions. ]] I do not believe I need any help? And I do not think I know of anyone else who does! I am sorry!

[[ there's a short beat. ]] I do not know what a "courier" is! But, they were shot? That's awful! I hope they are alright!

Oh, and I am Nia! It is nice to meet you, Yes Man.

[h41ku]

[Hello, potential robot friend! Zer0 is always looking for some like company. Honestly when he heard the wheels whirring he worried it was a CL4P-TRP unit from back home and ugh, but as he turns to look at Yes Man he's a little relieved about it.]

[But right, robot friends! A happy red :D appears projected from Zer0's visor and he gives Yes Man a thumbs up in greeting.]

I know the sheriff / is somewhere here in the town. / But, I dunno where.

I am named Zer0 / it is nice to meet you, bro. / But, I don't need help.