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[notjustbecauseihaveto]

[As you go about your day, you will either see a hulking robot ahead of you or hear the sound of his wheel and motor as he comes up behind you. Either way, you will see a large square robot with a happy smiling face on his monitor. He rides around on one wheel and may seem imposing. He rolls right on up to you and stops before he gives you a cheery greeting.]

Hello there! I'm a PDQ88-B Securitron. But you can call me Yes Man! I'm wondering, do you need any help? Or can you point me in the direction of someone who does? Maybe the person in charge around here? I'm good at helping people become in charge. If I do say so myself!

Also. Have you happened to see a Courier around here? Scars on their head from being shot there? I'm just wondering. You never know, right?

Anyway. It's wonderful to meet you. I don't think I caught your name, with all my ramblings. I'm sorry about that. Unless you don't want me to know! That's perfectly okay. I don't mind.

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No it's cool! It is a great syllable filler

[notjustbecauseihaveto]

[Yes Man starts to follow on his one wheel.]

Loaderbot? I love that name. So creative. I bet it loads up your enemies with bullets, right? Or does it shoot lasers or plasma?

[h41ku]

[Well... he'll let Loaderbot explain. He takes the gun out of his bag and uh. It's pretty loud, in the same sort of automated voice as Zer0's but you can tell this one's a lot less. Uh. AI. And a lot more robo.]

Switch 'em out! Haha! Time to Kill! Kill! Kill!

[Loaderbots are... well, they can't all be the Loaderbot, you know?]

Loaderbots do, uh, / a variety of things. / This one is a gun.

[notjustbecauseihaveto]

Ha ha! He's excited. I like him. Enthusiasm! That's a nice thing to hear from a gun, right? At least he likes his job.

[His left arms transforms from a hand with three long finger clamps to a gattling gun of some sort.]

My left hand contains an X25 gattling laser. Quite deadly against soft targets at medium range. Very useful that. One of my favorites.