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[notjustbecauseihaveto]

[As you go about your day, you will either see a hulking robot ahead of you or hear the sound of his wheel and motor as he comes up behind you. Either way, you will see a large square robot with a happy smiling face on his monitor. He rides around on one wheel and may seem imposing. He rolls right on up to you and stops before he gives you a cheery greeting.]

Hello there! I'm a PDQ88-B Securitron. But you can call me Yes Man! I'm wondering, do you need any help? Or can you point me in the direction of someone who does? Maybe the person in charge around here? I'm good at helping people become in charge. If I do say so myself!

Also. Have you happened to see a Courier around here? Scars on their head from being shot there? I'm just wondering. You never know, right?

Anyway. It's wonderful to meet you. I don't think I caught your name, with all my ramblings. I'm sorry about that. Unless you don't want me to know! That's perfectly okay. I don't mind.

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[notjustbecauseihaveto]

Say! That's a swell idea. It can't move but I bet that database is full of useful information.

I don't blame you at all and I can't take offense. If you don't want to be like Mr. House except for his immortality, then I agree with you completely.

[Yes Man takes in each scar on the Courier. New scars and he wheels himself over to get a better look.]

Oh probably. Can't think it tasted too good though. Let's not try that here.