deathisanopendoor: (where I'm playing along)
宗方京助 // Kyousuke Munakata ([personal profile] deathisanopendoor) wrote in [community profile] starhuevalley2018-06-24 02:40 pm

[action!]

[Wherever you may be—at home on your farm, out and about in town, exploring the wildlife, or perhaps even wandering through the more dangerous areas—someone has come to approach you, seemingly patrolling the area with a confident stride.]

Excuse me. I wanted to inform you that I have assumed the position of Sheriff. My name is Munakata, first name Kyousuke, and I can be contacted under that name at any time if you have issues that require police intervention. If you are capable of taking care of yourself I encourage you to apply for a position under me. We could use greater numbers to enforce order.

[Kyousuke himself is white-haired and imposing, with large snowy owl wings on his back and feathers covering the area where his right eye should be, like so. He is visibly carrying a sword, with another one tucked hidden in his coat in a compact state. He doesn't give off the impression that he's going to be a very easygoing Sheriff... but at least if you're in danger, that might be reassuring?]

Do you have any further questions or suggestions?
ringrust: (117)

[personal profile] ringrust 2018-07-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[CUTE...

Like. Embarrassing!! But also cute.
]

Huh... I might have been eying that big tavern out by the town square.
rockyxiii: (love love love 'til you got enough)

[personal profile] rockyxiii 2018-07-12 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mind some loser tagging along?

[The benefit to being the same person is that he can casually insult both of them at the same time. Only he would find that a benefit.]
ringrust: (112)

[personal profile] ringrust 2018-07-12 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
...Jeez, it does take a real loser to invite someone out and then ask if they can go too.

[Look at his stupid scrunched up face, he's trying really hard not to laugh.]

Guess I have to let you come out of pity now.
rockyxiii: (don't ask me why it is)

[personal profile] rockyxiii 2018-07-12 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's what I was going for. Ultimate seduction technique.

[Look, even he's pretty embarrassed by all this, and aware he is digging this hole deep and he'd rather not be, so, he shakes his head and runs his hand through his hair. Awkward.]

Can't even ask myself out on a date. How'd I end up with anyone at all?
ringrust: (114)

[personal profile] ringrust 2018-07-12 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god it was a date date. Is this second-hand embarrassment, or still technically first...? 1.5-hand embarrassment. Would this have been as painful for everyone involved if Mallory was the one asking? He doesn't want to think about that!!]

Maybe the pity thing worked in our favour after all. Maybe we should brush up on our charm after drinks.

[After, because he's going to need to have plenty of booze in him to not punch the wall and run away in shame.]
rockyxiii: (for the millionth time I got a love)

[personal profile] rockyxiii 2018-07-12 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Practice on me all you want, we can drink to forget it.

[If them being the same person didn't already make this kind of the weirdest date ever, before it even begins, it's only getting weirder, apparently.]
ringrust: (08)

[personal profile] ringrust 2018-07-13 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Except I don't have to try to seduce you.
rockyxiii: (laughing like a seagull)

[personal profile] rockyxiii 2018-07-13 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Worried I might distract you?
ringrust: (05)

[personal profile] ringrust 2018-07-13 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, considering you'd have your pants off before I'm even halfway through a pickup line.
rockyxiii: (if it's personal say it again)

[personal profile] rockyxiii 2018-07-13 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You better watch out with that crap, or maybe I'll get on my knees right now. You never know with me, huh?
ringrust: (pic#12313599)

[personal profile] ringrust 2018-07-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I think I know you better than anyone. You've been wanting an excuse to do it ever since that one night.

[At least, Mallory has. How can he forget making out and fondling scars under the stars? Good times.]
rockyxiii: (sparking a little)

[personal profile] rockyxiii 2018-07-15 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need an excuse, just an opportunity. Probably not while we're on the clock.

[But that's not for much longer, now, is it? That realization sinks in seconds after he says it. No, date first, then their reward. Their long-awaited reward . . . ]