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[deathisanopendoor]

[Wherever you may be—at home on your farm, out and about in town, exploring the wildlife, or perhaps even wandering through the more dangerous areas—someone has come to approach you, seemingly patrolling the area with a confident stride.]

Excuse me. I wanted to inform you that I have assumed the position of Sheriff. My name is Munakata, first name Kyousuke, and I can be contacted under that name at any time if you have issues that require police intervention. If you are capable of taking care of yourself I encourage you to apply for a position under me. We could use greater numbers to enforce order.

[Kyousuke himself is white-haired and imposing, with large snowy owl wings on his back and feathers covering the area where his right eye should be, like so. He is visibly carrying a sword, with another one tucked hidden in his coat in a compact state. He doesn't give off the impression that he's going to be a very easygoing Sheriff... but at least if you're in danger, that might be reassuring?]

Do you have any further questions or suggestions?

Comments

[rockyxiii]

Yeah, that's what I was going for. Ultimate seduction technique.

[Look, even he's pretty embarrassed by all this, and aware he is digging this hole deep and he'd rather not be, so, he shakes his head and runs his hand through his hair. Awkward.]

Can't even ask myself out on a date. How'd I end up with anyone at all?

[ringrust]

[Oh god it was a date date. Is this second-hand embarrassment, or still technically first...? 1.5-hand embarrassment. Would this have been as painful for everyone involved if Mallory was the one asking? He doesn't want to think about that!!]

Maybe the pity thing worked in our favour after all. Maybe we should brush up on our charm after drinks.

[After, because he's going to need to have plenty of booze in him to not punch the wall and run away in shame.]

[rockyxiii]

Practice on me all you want, we can drink to forget it.

[If them being the same person didn't already make this kind of the weirdest date ever, before it even begins, it's only getting weirder, apparently.]

[ringrust]

Except I don't have to try to seduce you.

[rockyxiii]

Worried I might distract you?

[ringrust]

Maybe, considering you'd have your pants off before I'm even halfway through a pickup line.

[rockyxiii]

You better watch out with that crap, or maybe I'll get on my knees right now. You never know with me, huh?

[ringrust]

I think I know you better than anyone. You've been wanting an excuse to do it ever since that one night.

[At least, Mallory has. How can he forget making out and fondling scars under the stars? Good times.]

[rockyxiii]

I don't need an excuse, just an opportunity. Probably not while we're on the clock.

[But that's not for much longer, now, is it? That realization sinks in seconds after he says it. No, date first, then their reward. Their long-awaited reward . . . ]