Martel Yggdrasill (
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starhuevalley2018-06-23 12:15 pm
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You know, these things aren't really that difficult to use, once you get used to it.
[Martel gives a little wave into the camera and a bright smile.]
Well, it's been a busy first day! I won't bore anyone with the details, but I wanted to introduce myself and make both an offer and a request, so here we are.
My name is Martel Yggdrasill. I was a healer back home, so if you get hurt, please don't hesitate to call on me. I know there's a doctor in town, but if you're closer to (INSERT FARM PLOT HERE), you might as well come down and see me.
Anyway, I'm trying to get an orchard started, but I've run into the slight complication of funds. I'm not necessarily asking for a loan or anything, just some advice as to how to best scrape together some... seed money.
[And the entire spectrum of humor groans in pain.]
If you're curious as to how quickly my efforts will... bear fruit, well, I have something to show you.
[Another terrible pun is followed by her promptly turning her device to take in a... full-grown apple tree. With several ripe, juicy looking apples already hanging from it.
What.]
[Martel gives a little wave into the camera and a bright smile.]
Well, it's been a busy first day! I won't bore anyone with the details, but I wanted to introduce myself and make both an offer and a request, so here we are.
My name is Martel Yggdrasill. I was a healer back home, so if you get hurt, please don't hesitate to call on me. I know there's a doctor in town, but if you're closer to (INSERT FARM PLOT HERE), you might as well come down and see me.
Anyway, I'm trying to get an orchard started, but I've run into the slight complication of funds. I'm not necessarily asking for a loan or anything, just some advice as to how to best scrape together some... seed money.
[And the entire spectrum of humor groans in pain.]
If you're curious as to how quickly my efforts will... bear fruit, well, I have something to show you.
[Another terrible pun is followed by her promptly turning her device to take in a... full-grown apple tree. With several ripe, juicy looking apples already hanging from it.
What.]
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How did you make it grow that quickly? I vant to start as orchard as vell und vould love to know.
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[Saying all of that, however, does give her an idea.] Although, come to think of it, I could make an offer regarding my powers to anyone who wants to grow some fruit trees.
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If you are villing.. I vould appreciate zhe help und figure out how to pay you back. I just got done clearing zhe large area I vanted my fruit trees und Apples vere some of zhe ones I vanted to grow.
I vould just need zhem to be strong sturdy trees I could alzo climb...
[Rip might just be turning her orchard farm into her personal haven to hide in.]
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Still, I'm more than willing to help. You could just pay me a fee each time, that would certainly help me solve my own problem. Mister Pierre certainly charges quite the fee for a sapling.
[Not that she doesn't understand the costs involved, but she's not exactly Miss Moneybags here.]
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And why she had been focusing more on the fruits in the little garden near her home.]
Zhat can be arranged... Are zhe seeds from your trees zomething ve can use for zhis? If so... you could charge people for seeds und your services to start saplings for ozhers.
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Still, the seeds can definitely be of use. If I just grew them to sapling size and left them to recover from the accelerated growth for... oh, a week or so, I think that might work.
[She's still working out all the specifics.]
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Zhat might still get you income if you're selling zhe seedlings at a decent price. You haf zhe trees already to provide you vith seeds...
Zo, if you just did saplings, vouldn't zhat be a start? You could haf your own plant nursery und make money zhat vay.
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[Pierre will be horrified, but he can just deal.]
I could offer you a few at a discounted rate for giving me the idea, Miss... Oh dear, I'm sorry, I completely forgot to ask your name!
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My name is Rip und no vorries~. But, yes, I vould love to purchase some of zhe saplings from you.
My dream is to haf an entire farm made of fruit trees at some point und I need to start zomevhere.
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Though you'll get first pick, of course.
[It's only fair for giving her the idea.]
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I vill look forvard to seeing zhem once zhey are ready.
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