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starhuevalley2018-06-23 12:15 pm
loving_goddess) wrote in starhuevalley2018-06-23 12:15 pm
Network Post - 001
You know, these things aren't really that difficult to use, once you get used to it.
[Martel gives a little wave into the camera and a bright smile.]
Well, it's been a busy first day! I won't bore anyone with the details, but I wanted to introduce myself and make both an offer and a request, so here we are.
My name is Martel Yggdrasill. I was a healer back home, so if you get hurt, please don't hesitate to call on me. I know there's a doctor in town, but if you're closer to (INSERT FARM PLOT HERE), you might as well come down and see me.
Anyway, I'm trying to get an orchard started, but I've run into the slight complication of funds. I'm not necessarily asking for a loan or anything, just some advice as to how to best scrape together some... seed money.
[And the entire spectrum of humor groans in pain.]
If you're curious as to how quickly my efforts will... bear fruit, well, I have something to show you.
[Another terrible pun is followed by her promptly turning her device to take in a... full-grown apple tree. With several ripe, juicy looking apples already hanging from it.
What.]
[Martel gives a little wave into the camera and a bright smile.]
Well, it's been a busy first day! I won't bore anyone with the details, but I wanted to introduce myself and make both an offer and a request, so here we are.
My name is Martel Yggdrasill. I was a healer back home, so if you get hurt, please don't hesitate to call on me. I know there's a doctor in town, but if you're closer to (INSERT FARM PLOT HERE), you might as well come down and see me.
Anyway, I'm trying to get an orchard started, but I've run into the slight complication of funds. I'm not necessarily asking for a loan or anything, just some advice as to how to best scrape together some... seed money.
[And the entire spectrum of humor groans in pain.]
If you're curious as to how quickly my efforts will... bear fruit, well, I have something to show you.
[Another terrible pun is followed by her promptly turning her device to take in a... full-grown apple tree. With several ripe, juicy looking apples already hanging from it.
What.]
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[And, worst case scenario, if he does something incredibly silly and poisons herself she can just fix it with a healing spell.]
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