Network Post - 001

[loving_goddess]

You know, these things aren't really that difficult to use, once you get used to it.

[Martel gives a little wave into the camera and a bright smile.]

Well, it's been a busy first day! I won't bore anyone with the details, but I wanted to introduce myself and make both an offer and a request, so here we are.

My name is Martel Yggdrasill. I was a healer back home, so if you get hurt, please don't hesitate to call on me. I know there's a doctor in town, but if you're closer to (INSERT FARM PLOT HERE), you might as well come down and see me.

Anyway, I'm trying to get an orchard started, but I've run into the slight complication of funds. I'm not necessarily asking for a loan or anything, just some advice as to how to best scrape together some... seed money.

[And the entire spectrum of humor groans in pain.]

If you're curious as to how quickly my efforts will... bear fruit, well, I have something to show you.

[Another terrible pun is followed by her promptly turning her device to take in a... full-grown apple tree. With several ripe, juicy looking apples already hanging from it.

What.]

Comments

[loving_goddess]

If I had a greenhouse, perhaps...

[gatescostmoney]

[ He has a moment of wondering if putting it by a window would be enough. ... This is why he's not the one growing things on the farm. ]

That might be a good goal for you.

[loving_goddess]

Gathering the materials for a greenhouse? Hmmm... I would certainly like to have one. I like that idea.

[gatescostmoney]

Well, there you go. You've got an idea and direction now.

[loving_goddess]

An overarching goal to reach toward, yes. I do appreciate your advice and ideas, Mister...

[gatescostmoney]

Sasuke Sarutobi, reporting for duty.

[loving_goddess]

A pleasure, Mister Sarutobi. And I would say you've already performed any duty you might have had to me, and more.

[gatescostmoney]

[ It's nice to be thanked and appreciated. A lot of his deeds go unnoticed, like most ninja tasks aim to be. ]

Just make sure you don't exhaust yourself, okay?

[loving_goddess]

[Well, when its part of your job description to go unseen and unheard, that's kind of unavoidable.]

I won't, don't worry. I've given that same advice out often enough to not be a hypocrite about it.