one apple [video]

[appletastic]

[Hey look, a video with a very farm-like backdrop! Nothing new. That the farmer on the video is a small orange horse wearing a cowboy hat might be somewhat new, though.]

Howdy everypony---er, everybody. Heh. Sorry. Force of habit.

Anyhoo, my name's Applejack. I'm from someplace called Equestria, if any of y'all know it? But this ain't my first time being dumped someplace new. Not as bad as it could be, I guess? I've been here about a week just trying to get my little slice of paradise up and running.

I'm no stranger to farm work, and I'd be happy to lend a hoof if you need to haul some heavy stuff. Just let me know, okay? Hope to see some of you fine folks around.

[And with a wave of her hoof, she shuts it off.]

Comments

video;

[sirenvoice]

Oh my god...

[Real My Little Ponies. Actually real ones. Angel is at a loss for words, to be honest. She always had Gen 1 ponies but hey? This is like a dream come true. She's... kind of dazzly eyed. Don't mind her, she won't be creepy or anything, but...]

You're so... cute. I hope you don't take that in a weird way. But, I'm super happy to meet you.

[She smiles sheepishly, giving a wave.]

My name's Angel.

Re: video;

[appletastic]

Aww shucks. Nah, don't worry. I've heard it before.

[She tips her hat.]

Pleasure to meetcha, Angel.

[sirenvoice]

[So polite too! Angel tries not to gush too much, but... come on. She had whole novels of what her ponies got up to, okay??]

I was going to ask-- uhm, do you need any help with anything? I can't imagine it's very easy without... well, you know, hands.

[appletastic]

Ponies get along just fine usually, but...okay. Some of this stuff definitely wasn't built for ponies.

You know anybody that could tweak some of the tools a little? A harness for the plow, that sort of thing?

[sirenvoice]

I bet we could find something like that, sure.

[It was a farm... you know, with regular horses and stuff. Angel isn't sure there might be any for small cartoon ponies though.]

There's the shop of course, but does your farm have a barn on it? Maybe there's something in there.