Entomophobia [Audio only]

[insecretary]

Kibeep. Gikibi pibeep bibiki beep dibi.
[A couple of people in the valley have already this weird little dialect through their speakers, but this is the first time Cheryl had had the courage to address the valley at large. Her pad obediently translates for her, however, in singsong microsoft Sally style:] [Hello there. My name is Cheryl, and I recently took up a home near the mines.]

Pibeep keedibi bibeep... dibi kigibi beep? Keegi beegibeep? [My question then is... Is anyone here afraid of bugs? Like, really big ones?]

001 Video

[collegedebt]

Oookay, haha, this is weird, but-- Good morning!

[Timothy's face appears on the video, too close before he backs up a little and grins down at his viewers. He looks excited and, finally for some people, sober.]

Craziest thing happened; walked out of my house this morning and like, yeah, I haven't cleaned up or anything in the fields or whatever yet but! I'm definitely keeping the house and porch clean, I'm not a slob, but-- Oh right, back on track, the craziest thing ever. I walk outside and I find this...

[Tim turns the camera to point it instead at a mother cat nursing her kittens in a box on his porch.]

What the fuck right? What do I even do with 'em?

[Okay so... Jack would definitely like, drown them all or something? And make a big deal out of it? But Timothy can't be that cruel to animals... Humans, probably, not baby kittens.]

Should I like, move 'em? I got the mom a bowl of water but she's not coming out.