How cute, I'll remember not to express concern for your conflict of interest next time. I'll go straight to barbs.

[ Sniffle. Shit, that's definitely not what she wanted to let slip. Oh well. No hiding it anymore. She leaves the button on her pad alone, sipping her coffee. ]

Well, you tell me. Postnasal drip, copious sneezing, irritated throat, swelling of the throat and nasal passages, minor headache, dry eyes. Surprisingly, no urticaria symptoms yet.

I'd say a seven. You?

[ CASUALLY, LIKE her allergic reaction is a game. It's not. ]