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[dont_f_up]

[Even though Barret has been here for all of a few hours, he finally got back to his farm and passed out. The next morning however, he opened the door and saw his land, making a huge face in response.

Bringing up his pad, he texted out a message.]

So we all got farms y'all know what I mean?

SO WHY IS MY FARM COVERED IN CHOCOBO DRUGS?!

Attached is a picture of a pile of chocobo "feed" so to speak. Normal chocobo feed not Abridged Chocobo Feed but shhh, Barret doesn't know this yet.

I am never letting my talking dog near this place.

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[fashionbullet]

Okay, okay. Let's take one step at a time here.

First off, what's a chocobo?

[dont_f_up]

A chocobo is a large flightless bird meant for flyin'. It can travel places faster than it is walkin'.

Some o'them can be bred for mountain climbing or river walkin.

[fashionbullet]

So mountain climbing and river walking aside, it's a bird that's like a horse?

[A...ha. She thinks she gets it? Other worlds sure have interesting things.]

Wonder why they decided to put drugs on your farm.