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[h41ku]

[The voice that comes online sounds automated, mechanical. Like the voicemail guy on the phone! But it's a person, and he's here for introductions.]

Hi.

My name is Zer0 / I have only just arrived / straight outta... the bus.

Our mission is clear / however, I do not care / it's freaking boring.

[He only sounds like the voicemail guy. He's clearly made of attitude.]

Instead, how about / we go into the mountains, / kill some badasses?

Comments

[anappleaday]

[ thanks for all the time to familiarize herself with the terrain, buddy. not that she hadn't picked somewhere she knew decently to begin with, but getting the chance to go over it with a fine-toothed comb with an eye toward strategy is nice. ]

Kind of you to show up. I was beginning to wonder.

[ the voice comes from somewhere to his right, and is about all the warning he gets before the ground abruptly cracks open beneath his feet. ]

[h41ku]

[He can barely draw his gun between hearing her voice and having to leap to higher ground to get back on his feet. He points and shoots, but doubts he hit her. He heard her voice, but where was it coming from?]

A surprise attack. / That's wonderful, I'm impressed. / I will have to learn.

[This terrain is as alien to him as anything else. Most planets are seriously lacking in greenery.]

[He can't wait to start.]