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[h41ku]

[The voice that comes online sounds automated, mechanical. Like the voicemail guy on the phone! But it's a person, and he's here for introductions.]

Hi.

My name is Zer0 / I have only just arrived / straight outta... the bus.

Our mission is clear / however, I do not care / it's freaking boring.

[He only sounds like the voicemail guy. He's clearly made of attitude.]

Instead, how about / we go into the mountains, / kill some badasses?

Comments

[h41ku]

[That's interesting. Zer0 usually gets a "what, freakin' haiku? Really?" response, not a challenge.]

[But he does love a challenge. Not that this is a challenge for him, it's in his programming.]

I don't really know / when I want to fight something / we just go outside.

But this place is lame / there's nothing to do at all / so I have to look.

In stories and crap / all the really good monsters / live in the mountains.

[He's played Bunkers & Badasses, he knows now.]

[deathbyglamour]

You may have a point... I guess I'll have free time between hosting my show and taking care of this farming nonsense.

[ Aka Where's Burgerpants to do his bidding? Seriously? What's a ghostbot going to do without his most trusted underpaid wage slave? ]

I suppose I can play a savior of humanity in my free time.

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[h41ku]

Monsters are outside / usually in the wastes / like the desert, right?

But, mountains for sure.

[There's a click and Zer0's face comes over the jPad and he gives a :) and a lil' wave. He might not have a pretty face, but, robobros?]

Fifty-fifty, K? / On all the best loot and stuff, / because fair is fair.

[That's what Maya says all the time, it sucks.]

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[deathbyglamour]

[ Mettaton never wastes a chance to go on video, so he and his robot self waves right the heck back. ]

Well, even if it means getting my hands dirty, better with blood than with dirt. I could go for a little adventure.

[h41ku]

Sounds like a plan, bro. / Where should we meet up to go? / I have lots of guns.

[deathbyglamour]

Who needs guns with arms / Like these? I'm only kidding. / Mountain path westward?

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[h41ku]

[A cute little ✌ pops up on Zer0's visor display.]

Way maker added. / I will see you in a sec. / OKTHXUBYE.

[He literally peaces out then, shutting off the feed and heading over to where Mettaton requested. He has a sub-machine gun at his waist and a sniper rifle slung across his back. They're both HYPERION branded, of all things, but a robot prioritizes precision I guess. He also has a shotgun holstered, at his left hip, but it's not something he uses often. In fact, that's just his buddy Loader#1340. If he equipped it, it'd start talking but for right now all's quiet. For Mettaton himself to pick from, Zer0 has a HYPERION brand pistol (that's his back up, don't lose it,) and another SMG. This one is TEDIORE, because it'll be easy to get used to and it comes with its very own grenades! Have fun figuring that one out. Sheathed behind him at his waist is a freakin' katana. This guy kills.]

Sup.