METTATON (
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starhuevalley2018-06-24 03:39 pm
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VIDEO + Viewable from your TV in your house!
[ On your jPad or TV, the channel has suddenly switched to a TV show set. Not only that, an impressively built one for someone who just arrived. Decorated in pink, black, and chrome, a rather handsome human-like robot has his feet kicked up on the fancy desk where the host sits. ]
HUMANS! MONSTERS! MONSTER-LIKE HUMANS AND HUMAN-LIKE MONSTERS!
[ An applause noise sounds off, and so does music. ]
It's time for a little questionnaire! Get your pen and pencils ready, because it's quiz time! First one to send all the correct answers in to ###-#### gets a date with me, Mettaton!
QUESTION ONE.
Who is the Harvest God?
1. Hywel
2. Howl
3. Demitrius
4. Hawle
QUESTION TWO.
How do we get home?
1. On the buses.
2. By teleporting.
3. By waiting for the buses to be fixed by August 15th.
4. By making a wish on a star.
QUESTION THREE. Almost there, baby!
Who does Marjorie have a big old crush on?
1. Shane
2. Shane
3. Mettaton
4. Shane
QUESTION FOUR.
What happens if you get all the answers wrong?
1. I have to apologize to Mettaton for wasting his time, personally.
2. Nothing, it's a TV show, stupid!
3. Mettaton has hacked the jPad's to give you a little shock!
4. Your TV/Monitor becomes set to Mettaton: From Ghost to Glory, a full length biography directed by me, Mettaton!
WELL THEN, TIME'S RUNNING OUT! LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR ANSWERS, DARLINGS! ♥ This program was fully endorsed by the MTT corp. [ ding ]
HUMANS! MONSTERS! MONSTER-LIKE HUMANS AND HUMAN-LIKE MONSTERS!
[ An applause noise sounds off, and so does music. ]
It's time for a little questionnaire! Get your pen and pencils ready, because it's quiz time! First one to send all the correct answers in to ###-#### gets a date with me, Mettaton!
QUESTION ONE.
Who is the Harvest God?
1. Hywel
2. Howl
3. Demitrius
4. Hawle
QUESTION TWO.
How do we get home?
1. On the buses.
2. By teleporting.
3. By waiting for the buses to be fixed by August 15th.
4. By making a wish on a star.
QUESTION THREE. Almost there, baby!
Who does Marjorie have a big old crush on?
1. Shane
2. Shane
3. Mettaton
4. Shane
QUESTION FOUR.
What happens if you get all the answers wrong?
1. I have to apologize to Mettaton for wasting his time, personally.
2. Nothing, it's a TV show, stupid!
3. Mettaton has hacked the jPad's to give you a little shock!
4. Your TV/Monitor becomes set to Mettaton: From Ghost to Glory, a full length biography directed by me, Mettaton!
WELL THEN, TIME'S RUNNING OUT! LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR ANSWERS, DARLINGS! ♥ This program was fully endorsed by the MTT corp. [ ding ]
[Video]
I...Uh...I...o-okay! I'll do it! I'll...go on a date! [He has to go sometime, right? Maybe, just maybe, going with a stranger is the way to go? He might as well try. Since being a villain, he won't get a chance to really date back home.]
[Video]
South of the farm and east of the town,
Be there, be square, but don't let me down!
And that's it for Mettaton's Questionnaire of the day! Tune in next week for all the juicy details.
[ He blows a kiss to the screen-- then disappears! ]
[ ooc; He's referring to the forest! ]
[Video >>> Action]
It was massive. Could he cover that much ground. He was starting to doubt himself. Was this how dates usually went?]
[Action]
[ There's Mettaton, all six foot of him, standing and... staring? At Deku. He didn't expect someone so young, but then again, he was the one who put forward the date clause himself. Ah! Fine print. The death of the celebrity. Nonetheless, he puts on a big smile and saunters over, pulling up a wildflower on his way over. ]
Tell me, you're not having any second doubts, are you?
[ He pushes the little flower into that massive mess of hair. ] I know it can be a lot to take in.
[Action]
N-No! I'm not! I'm just...nervous. This is my first date. [He clears his throat and bows.]
My name is Midoriya Izuku! It's nice to meet you, Mettaton-san! Thank you for the date.
[Action]
Indeed, but it is all a part of my love for the fans...! How I wish to impress... you don't think that's a bit vain, do you?
[ He puts on that Winning Smile. Somewhere the Date Radar from Undertale is going off. ]
In any case, I thought we could get you something to eat together! Share our stories... how I rose from regular light to limelight and how you got yourself here, mm?
Re: [Action]
[That's how he sees it. It's like with pro-heroes. They have to try and keep the love of fans without letting the fame corrupt them or their mission. He dazzling smile pulls him from his thoughts and he smiles wide in return. He nods.]
I'd like that! We can learn about each other. I'm sure your story is a lot more entertaining than mine. Food sounds amazing. Please, lead the way Mettaton. I think you have a better feel for the area than I do.
[Action]
[ It's a good thing Deku's used to a strange appearance, because Mettaton really is a robot-- or a ghost-robot, as it were. ]
Tell me, handsome young man... question number one! Is this your first date?
Re: [Action]
Y-Yes. It is my first date. U-Um...I guess I should ask...do you mean that? I'm handsome? Everyone back home says I'm plain looking.
[Action]
Re: [Action]
T-Thank you! I...think you look handsome too! Smooth skin and defined features. And...really really long legs!
[Action]
[ Alphys, you made anime real in one way. ]
But enough of lavishing me with praise, let's get something to eat. For you.
[ He can't exactly, himself. ]
Re: [Action]
Or are we going to be living off the land? Like hunting our own food? That could be a date, right?
[He really has no idea what he's doing but he'll follow any lead Mettaton gives him. Was this planned out?]