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[idunnosurfing]

ok quick question
where can a guy get a cup of coffee
it's been days and I feel like there's an elephant tapdancing on my skull

[ETA 12/12/18: holy wow these are late, it's 1000% my bad and I blame nobody for ignoring any ancient backtags you receive from me because YIKES. it's not you it's me etc.]

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[idunnosurfing]

ill put it this way
the thing most people remember him for is eating his kids
one of whom was my dad
they got out though, I mean obviously since i exist

i know there's a lot of cannibalism in my family but i cant remember off the top of my head if anyone got involved in skinning
the idea of it happening to a kid brought me pretty close to puking

[At least he's not too numb from the horror of the past few years to feel sick with rage, but what little comfort that gives him rings hollow.]

um. anyway. you ever want to trade myths im your guy. kinda jealous you got to cut out of the education system so early tho, i was about to go into my senior year of hs when the whole yknow, bird situation happened


[Unaware he's mirroring Toby's thought process from a moment ago, the first thought he has is that he really, really would like to be able to just ignore that last bit and move on to topics that are easier to deflect with a joke or a segue into something lighter.

It's harder to lie, lately, even by omission.]

you wouldnt be the first person i scared the shit out of and you wont be the last
dont worry im used to it at this point