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Handome Jack! Totally! ([personal profile] collegedebt) wrote in [community profile] starhuevalley 2018-06-24 11:59 pm (UTC)

I was just telling you, dude! We're a weapons manufacturer.

[It's okay, Taako probably got distracted by his dashing good looks. Or something...]

We own 13 planets in 5 galaxies and sell to even more. Personally, my favorite thing is our PTM, stands for Personal Transformation Machine; instant skin changes! You don't even have to put on your own clothes.

[Wish he'd known about those before all the. All the surgery.]

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