Nah, being a doctor is all kinds of dope. You fix skinny bastards like me up all the time, especially when I'm off doing my own shit in a fight. Wizards aren't known for their beef, you feel me?

[ It's clear he's talking in dungeoneering mechanics and party mechanics, but it's so natural to him that he just glosses over it. ]

You should open up a clinic. Someone's-- someone's probably going to go all Looney Tunes and step on a hoe and a rake repeatedly and get themselves a concussion.