Oh shit, did anyone celebrate all those birthdays? -- fuck, I said shit. [ Covers his mouth with the tips of his fingers. ] See, this is why Magnus and Merle need to be here? Because sometimes I have to stop.

Anyway, ignore all of that. Here's some confetti for all your weirdly skipped birthdays.

[ His umbrella fuels a jet-stream of confetti, coming down in streamers and glitter over them. It's okay, he rocks it with his barbie-pink sequin-lined "FROM TV" jacket on right now. ]