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[standingonmyneck]

[Obviously, farming wasn't her style. But she knew she had to make money. As long as she was stuck in this place, she had to do what she could to survive. It was the first time she wasn't outright guaranteed a job of some kind. This was the frugal life, and she had to deal with it. But there had to be a better way to make some kind of profit. Anything to avoid breaking her feeble small body, she guessed.

Which meant Daria had to work at trying to make best out of her bad situation now (being whisked away AGAIN and all) and try...to do something about it. So for a few days, she spent extra time reading books. For research. Lots of research.



Which brought her to today. Now she had a question. She wasn't good at asking the public for things, or good with the public in general. But anyway, information. She needed it.]

I need some ginger root and glass jars. If anyone knows where I can get them pretty cheaply, I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

[action!]

[deathisanopendoor]

[Wherever you may be—at home on your farm, out and about in town, exploring the wildlife, or perhaps even wandering through the more dangerous areas—someone has come to approach you, seemingly patrolling the area with a confident stride.]

Excuse me. I wanted to inform you that I have assumed the position of Sheriff. My name is Munakata, first name Kyousuke, and I can be contacted under that name at any time if you have issues that require police intervention. If you are capable of taking care of yourself I encourage you to apply for a position under me. We could use greater numbers to enforce order.

[Kyousuke himself is white-haired and imposing, with large snowy owl wings on his back and feathers covering the area where his right eye should be, like so. He is visibly carrying a sword, with another one tucked hidden in his coat in a compact state. He doesn't give off the impression that he's going to be a very easygoing Sheriff... but at least if you're in danger, that might be reassuring?]

Do you have any further questions or suggestions?

VIDEO + Viewable from your TV in your house!

[deathbyglamour]

[ On your jPad or TV, the channel has suddenly switched to a TV show set. Not only that, an impressively built one for someone who just arrived. Decorated in pink, black, and chrome, a rather handsome human-like robot has his feet kicked up on the fancy desk where the host sits. ]

HUMANS! MONSTERS! MONSTER-LIKE HUMANS AND HUMAN-LIKE MONSTERS!

[ An applause noise sounds off, and so does music. ]

It's time for a little questionnaire! Get your pen and pencils ready, because it's quiz time! First one to send all the correct answers in to ###-#### gets a date with me, Mettaton!

( I'm sorry everyone but Mettaton isn't )

WELL THEN, TIME'S RUNNING OUT! LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR ANSWERS, DARLINGS! ♥ This program was fully endorsed by the MTT corp. [ ding ]

If only there were Magical Ponies around; [action] OTA

[impossibilities]

[After seeing that notice about monsters, and ensuring her farm is secured for the moment along with all her produce, Grainne puts on some old clothes and sets off on an adventure.

This is just like old times, fighting skeletons on Quadratus! Exploring the blue ocean beaches of Pacifica. Was it Pacifica? It was that planet they had been kidnapped on anyway. Or was that another one?

Armed with only her knife, wits, a bag of food, and a great singing voice she marches out to see what might be done about those monsters.

The note said the Harvest Goddess had signed it, and she gave hints on how the monsters might be defeated...

Well, Grainne will see if her hunch is right.

So have one Servant(?) faffing about the mountains, looking for monsters to defeat with the powers of Friendship, Kindness, and Song. Plus about a dozen Monster Treats(TM).

This may get grim, Grainne is particularly rusty at Friendship.]

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[h41ku]

[The voice that comes online sounds automated, mechanical. Like the voicemail guy on the phone! But it's a person, and he's here for introductions.]

Hi.

My name is Zer0 / I have only just arrived / straight outta... the bus.

Our mission is clear / however, I do not care / it's freaking boring.

[He only sounds like the voicemail guy. He's clearly made of attitude.]

Instead, how about / we go into the mountains, / kill some badasses?

[Log]

[goldtiger]

Who: Everyone ever!
What: It's drinking time at the locale tavern! Lets make the bar tender love the new arrivals!
When: Evening time.
Other information: One rule to this, everyone must get completely smashed one way or another! Dohko went and just grabbed as many people possible to join in a drinking binge and even if your poor character is there to have one or two drinks. Run away before they get roped into drinking games.

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[sonofdawn]

[ Theo’s back in his farm after having grabbed some pastries and coffee from the station café, lounging outside and just watching the weeds and overgrown trees fighting for his attention. He’s normally more social than this, but he’s been bummed about the bus situation — now more than ever, with that latest announcement. ]

So what the heck does HYPERDIMENSIONAL SHIFT NOT WORKING FOR OUTGOING BUSES mean and how do we fix it?