No, but you get it, right? You get a cat and all it does is lay around and warm your feet at night and give you the good cuddles. If you're teaching a cat to jump through a hoop, you've lost the fundamentals of cat. They're lazy sons of bitches who should be allowed to laze as they please. You see someone make a cat walk on a tightrope and you just think 'that person made that cat's life hell'.

I'm very passionate about this.