"You could have helped me more if you found a nicer bus for me to ride in on.

Maybe suggested a limo." Hung up on this for goddamn ever, apparently.

"I mean I can actually use a legitimate pair of severed ears, those do tend to come in handy." Don't ask how.

"I don't want him giving me a phone call or showing up at my house while I'm in the middle of a perfectly good, highly productive power nap, screaming for my blood like an asthmatic hunting dog."