[Whoa, that's it? It never even occurred to him to do that... he'd be offended that Sasuke assumes he would, but the other him probably does it all the time. What a cool guy he must be.

Well that's easy. I wasn't gonna. Where I'm from fighting isn't usually so...

[He trails off and his eye snaps wide open.]

...fun.

[Yeah... Yeah, wait a minute! All of the sudden he sits upright, practically bouncing on the bedroll.]

I could challenge him! A real fight, one-on-one! Ha-ha! Get ready, Sanada Yukimuraaaaaaaaaagghhh--

[WHOOPS. Got too excited there. At least he has the bowl right there, and his stomach's just about empty, so there's far less of a mess this time. It's still hardly an enjoyable experience though.]