[At least there’s no orb this time? She took a look around his feet just in case, seriously she did. Honestly...she just thought they were having a time. So now, like, did she genuinely hurt his feelings? Maybe if he was really truly an asshole, she wouldn’t care. Okay, she wouldn’t care about verbally abusing true assholes. But the guy came liking her story. So like.

This is bad, right?]

The best part about being a big fat sell out is that you can buy apology tea lattes. With a shot of “I thought we were all just kidding around and maybe I went too far”.