A) Diamonds and Gems and...Apples? Oh Hell [UGH, RAIN!! Summer heat was bad enough, but feeling cold and slimy was way worse! Hence, Zack's stuck taking shelter under a tree and taking a nap for some time to wait it out. Though, when he does wake up? It's to the sound of squeaking...and apples! Diamonds and gems? Psh, those are for normies.
Feeling hungry enough, he picks up a green apple (gosh, it's kind of warm and jiggly for some reason) and opens his mouth, about to go in for a bite.
...said "apple" is squeaking loudly and terrified, which he doesn't notice. Someone save it, please.]
B) Crush, Crush, Crush [Later in the day, Zack is swinging his scythe everywhere and trying hard to keep some of the weird critters away that are either in his way or kinda flocking to him. There's even a pink bipedal sheep rubbing against him affectionately, aww.]
Fucking- stop, back off!!
[It's to no avail of course, as he soon bumps into a huge, muscular red and black cat who puts his arms around him and...embraces him. Uh.]
W-what the fuck-
[A few other of those weirdanimals start to gather around and pile on top of him. Some strange fish even tagged along on one of them for a ride, huh.]
GET OFF OF MEEEEeeee...!
[Hey, buddy. Pal. Anyone nearby. Help an idiot out? Leaving him to his doom might be better too, though.]
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[UGH, RAIN!! Summer heat was bad enough, but feeling cold and slimy was way worse! Hence, Zack's stuck taking shelter under a tree and taking a nap for some time to wait it out. Though, when he does wake up? It's to the sound of squeaking...and apples! Diamonds and gems? Psh, those are for normies.
Feeling hungry enough, he picks up a green apple (gosh, it's kind of warm and jiggly for some reason) and opens his mouth, about to go in for a bite.
...said "apple" is squeaking loudly and terrified, which he doesn't notice. Someone save it, please.]
B) Crush, Crush, Crush
[Later in the day, Zack is swinging his scythe everywhere and trying hard to keep some of the weird critters away that are either in his way or kinda flocking to him. There's even a pink bipedal sheep rubbing against him affectionately, aww.]
Fucking- stop, back off!!
[It's to no avail of course, as he soon bumps into a huge, muscular red and black cat who puts his arms around him and...embraces him. Uh.]
W-what the fuck-
[A few other of those weird animals start to gather around and pile on top of him. Some strange fish even tagged along on one of them for a ride, huh.]
GET OFF OF MEEEEeeee...!
[Hey, buddy. Pal. Anyone nearby. Help an idiot out? Leaving him to his doom might be better too, though.]
C) Wildcard
[Go nuts, yo.]