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[shithefuckup]

(Bus stop)
[Expecting a nice, peaceful day in the valley? Maybe? Yes?? Too bad, as there seems to be a new arrival with a scythe in tow who's swearing up a storm and desperately trying to chase after the bus that's already pulled out.]

OI, WAIT YOU FUCKS- COME BACK!!

(All around)
[With his plan going as well as expected (aka a total damn failure), he's out here wandering through the town and farms with hands in his pockets and an extra sour frown as he looks around shooting everything and everyone with a glare. God oh g o d, does he hate everything already. Arriving here, having to stay here at all, and worst of all, THE HEAT. Okay, the last one is actually his fault, what with wearing a blood-stained hoodie and pants, BUT STILL.

Catch him somewhere? He'll be trespassing through some of the fields scrounging for anything of importance or sustenance like produce or a tool, grumbling and swearing even more at the notice board for a while, or...having had just about enough of the place and charging right at you with his scythe.]

(Much later)
[Oh, right. Those jPad things. He should probably learn how to use it, huh...]

Fuck's sake- [An image of him flashes by before switching to text.] laksc lauwnc [Then to audio.] what- [Back to video.] a bust- [And again...] WORK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

[NAILED IT...?]

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[sirenvoice]

Okay... I can help!

The icon with the telephone means "voice," the icon with the camera means "video," and the icon with the "AB" symbol means "text." Does that make sense?

[shithefuckup]

[Silence falls on Zack's end for a moment or so, save for the softest of embarrassed murmurs that might have sounded like 'well, fuck me'.]

Yeah- wait. [Give him a sec as he looks for the video button...aaand up pops up his image.] Finally! I was about a split second from breaking it. So, what the hell else do you know?

[sirenvoice]

I know plenty of things, my brain is a computer.

[She's... teasing him. Just a little bit.]

About the jPad though? It's a simple communication device, but you can also take pictures and record private diary entries. And there's a drawing app if that's something you're into.

[shithefuckup]

[S q u i n t s. Computer brain, what? She's gotta be pulling his leg. And with all this tech, should he get mad? Probably. But, after all he went through today, he's starting to feel just tired. Heck, all he can gather right now is just a peeved tone.]

Don't fuck with me here, come on. And I'm not interested in keeping some diaries or doodling shit. [Brow furrowing slightly, he scratches his head.] When I asked what else you knew, I meant the place. Like, do you know anything to get out of here aside from catching a bus?

[sirenvoice]

Okay, okay...

[She settles down a little, even if she had fun teasing him...]

It's a little farming town, basically. There's stores with clothes and other things, but mostly people around here sell seeds and crops and animals. There's a café and a bar and restaurant though. Outside of it, there's a mountain, a big forest, the coast... It's like a little micro planet, it has everything.

I just don't think you can leave that easily. People keep saying the bus out is broken down right now.

[She wouldn't have a life to go back to, so it's no concern to her.]

[shithefuckup]

Well, that’s just fucking great.

[Except not really; with a groan, he drops down on the bed.]

Somebody’s gotta have their head screwed on if they can pick up a no good murderer like me to farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Hell- who's even running this joint?

[sirenvoice]

A murderer? Oh my.

[She doesn't even sound shocked though, almost... sarcastic? Listen bro, murder is a form of currency back home.]

That's a question I don't know the answer to, though. I haven't met anyone who claimed they were in charge, at least.