[If Team Dad isn't piled on top of each other in there with their ears literally pressed to the wall I quit this thread just sayin]

It was a one-of-a-kind rifle. Ah, it's a shame I couldn't show it to you... [He puts his hands in his pockets, finally regaining some of his casual confidence. Or his mask of it? One and the same with him.]

Heh. But no common gun would ever do it again for you once you saw it, so maybe this is for the best.