[Thwap! He hisses and rubs the back of his head like it actually hurt. It didn't, of course. He's probably grown an extra layer of skin back there by now.]

You think I want the couch either? [He'd take to it better than either of them but given other options he thinks he'll definitely take them.] I'll take the loft in the barn.

[The thwap managed to cull his witty remarks, just not entirely, coming out more like a muttered afterthought.]

Better not hear ya'll snoring in sync all the way out there.