[Thing? Excuse you, sir. You do not insult a manchildchildman's one and only friend. Seere purses his lips and runs his hand back and forth over stone like he's simply soothing a horse.]

His name is Golem, and... well, that's also what he is. [Seere was six when he named him get off his back.] We've been friends for many years now. I promise there's nothing to be afraid of... oh!

[He perks up all of the sudden.]

If you want to get a really good look around, he's just the one to ask! You're not afraid of heights, are you?